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secretlyjohnwatson:

batceline:

batceline:

i wonder what New York man does

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cumberbuddy:

That smirk is about to show up.. 

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Supira “スピラー” - A tiny bow-wielding boy

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niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

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astudyintimelords:

So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie

and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like fucking 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.

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aka-cats:

sh4rki:

Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.

WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

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finishingschoolbooks:

A difficult lesson, but necessary. Any reputable school ought to offer at least one course in vampire defense. Eton has three.

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momunofu:

I’ve seen the horrible things blogging can do to a man

don’t be like me, kid

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skeetbucket:

alvinton:

videohall:

The Power of Pine-Sol

FUCK

LMFAO MY ABS ARE SORE SO THIS IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BREATHE

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peerintothepast:

“Sgt. Reckless” was a pack horse during the Korean war. She carried recoilless rifles, ammunition and supplies to Marines. During the battle for a location called ‘Outpost Vegas’, this mare made 50 trips up and down the hill; on the way up she carried ammunition, and on the way down she carried the wounded. What made her so remarkable was she made every one of those trips through enemy fire and without anyone leading her. #WarHorse

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